Benny's Interview(Interviewer is Haven)Benny George Bright1) What gender are you?"Manbeast.""That's not a gender.""To me it is.2) What is your age?"Seventeen."3) Do you want a hug?"Does it look like i want a hug?""Yes?""Yes. I feel so unloved!" *attacks interviewer with hug*4) Do you have any bad habits?"I'm too sexy all the time.""Yea...okay."5) What is your favorite food?"Meatballs.""Shocker."6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?"Chocolate."7) Are you a virgin?"I am not.""You aren't?""Nope."*silence*Jules: "Who the hell would fuck you?"8) Have you killed anyone?"Number one on Black Ops bitches!"9)
Jules's Interview(Benny is still the interviewer)Julian Kenneth White1) What gender are you?"Dude! I have a dick.""How do I know that it's not a strap-on?""Seriously? I'M A GUY."2) What is your age?"Seventeen."3) Do you want a hug?"Sure. Haven, come give me a hug!" *rejects Benny's open arms*"You're cruel."4) Do you have any bad habits?"I bite my nails too much."5) What is your favorite food?"The good kind."6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?"Mint chocolate chip."7) Are you a virgin--wait, you don't need to answer this question. You already told me.Haven: "Yeah, you already told him. Care to elaborate?" *crosses arms
Haven's Interview(Let's just say the interviewer is...Benny!) Haven Maria Samuels1) What gender are you?"Female."2) What is your age?"Seventeen, going on eighteen."3) Do you want a hug? *wiggles eyebrows*"No."4) Do you have any bad habits?"I...am paranoid when driving?""That's not a good thing, Miss Haven--""Shut up, Benny."5) What is your favorite food?"Apples.""Lame."6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?"hmm, Vanilla Fudge Swirl."7) Are you a virgin? *wink wink*"Like I'm telling you!""Aw, come on! Jules did!""He WHAT?!""Hehehehehe"8) Have you killed anyone?"No."9) Do you hate anyone?"You.""You love me