"Surpise Attack!" Blaire and Prosper shouted in unison, running towards the birthday girl with huge grins. Burdge gazed back in awe, mumbling, "asasdfghjksdfghjsdfghjdfghjkl," as her two not-so-fictional characters strapped a party hat to her head.
This is how it's going down guys.
Happy birthday, *burdge-bug
! Enjoy it (: